Thursday, September 2, 2010

New Release: Downtown Frat Fuck by Helix

Downtown Frat Fuck has a picture of Steffen Van leaning suggestively, jeans low on his hips, on the cover. For that reason alone I'd buy the CD like a squealing fan girl - and for that reason I will choose that one of the latest Helix DVDs to review. It gives me a good excuse to download and post pictures of Steffen and stare at them in silent marvel.

It does seem to me, though, that Helix is a bit confused about how exactly they want to style and present their models. Steffen apparently is now the King of Twinks. Fair enough, even though I like to tease him about it (I consider him a good online friend). But James Gates and Austin Heels are apparently muscular hunks, while Thor Martin and Giovanni Summers only qualify for horny guys. Steffen and Marc Miles are adorable muscular studs and healthy hunks. Adorable sounds more like something you would call a cute little twink. Poor Nick Angels, Chris Bomber and Brody West are left completely without a description.

Horny guys.
Muscular hunks.
Adorable muscular studs and healthy hunks
(also, King of Twinks in front).


Thor by Marten Winge
Thor by Neil Gaiman
Thor Martin. I'll hazard a guess here and assume it is a stage name. You know, the mighty warrior god of Nordic myth, the one associated with thunder, strength, destruction and fertility. (And, like Neil Gaiman's deconstructive take on the god points out, he has a mighty hammer that gets bigger when he rubs it). It kinda is a good name for a gay porn star - but I think the model would have to live up to it with a larger than life charismatic public persona. Let's hope our Thor will get there in the future!





Anyways, in the first scene Thor fucks Giovanni Summers. Gio has a magnificent muscular ass. He eagerly offers it for Thor, arching his back as they go through the gymnastics of different positions. This scene, like all of them really, are hard, straightforward fucking. And what could be wrong with that? Gio comes when fucked missionary style, legs wide-spread, his beautiful body spread open for Thor to take advantage of. Not bad at all!


The second scene between James Gates and Austin Heels now... I do like dirty talk. But not when it makes me giggle.The lines sound affected, the spitting, roaring and grunting just silly. It is, quite simply, that they try too much and they are not buff enough to pull it off believably.The visuals are fine. James has a nice fat dick.



The third scene between Nick Angels and Chris Bomber would in my opinion merit more than one sentence description at Helix site. The "massage" that sets things rolling is actually smoking hot. The guys are good-looking, their bodies especially, and there is this rough-edged hunger to this scene that I like. They not only suck cock and fuck face, they grab each others' neck and buttocks eagerly as they do so, for more, for harder.There is a nice part where Chris is really being prepared to be fucked, his ass open and cheeks spread, Nick licking and spitting, kneading his cheeks, fingering the hole. Nick gets what he wants and returns the favor: this is a flip-fuck scene. Very nice!



Now Marc Miles is one of the newcomers I have taken a liking to. He is sexual in a comfortable, jovial way that is something different. He also seems to be kinky, which is a definite plus. In this scene however he stays in the basics - but paired with the gorgeous Steffen Van, that is no loss. The blurb does not lie: the blowjob/mouthfuck is heated, frenzied and arousing to look at. Marc does not forget to pay appropriate attention to Steffen's asshole. He gets his reward when Steffen, as the title of the scene so romantically puts it, power-drives him. Honestly, Steffen's body looks criminally perfect considering that he is no stranger at all to binge drinking (I know this because we are Facebook friends)!


And then there is darling Brody West, he of the beautiful smile and mesmerizing eyes, paired with each party of our prospective caveman couple in the second scene. James fucks Brody against the window and that is hot! Brody comes while being fucked. Yum. James also keeps the grunting on tolerable level.


Brody also gets to show off his versatility and jackrabbit-fuck Austin roughly. It is pretty hot.

If you like some or all of the performers and straightforward, frenzied fucking away is your thing, be sure to check Downtown Frat Fuck out at



4 comments:

  1. I woudln't qualify Steffen Van and Marc Miles for adorable either.Gio is adorable,another models in helix too(like Devlan,Cody or Jayden for instance)but not Steffen and Marc!
    Otherwise I find this film of uneven quality:scene between Austin and James and this one between Brody and Austin weren't hot at all for me.The best scene for me is of course the scene betwee Steffen and Marc,they're hot both with a good chemistry.I would like to add something that has little to do with the movie:For me,Gio competes with Mister Jayden Ellis for the most beautiful smile in Helix!

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  2. I don't care much for Austin either...that scene with Nick and Chris is an older scene that was re-edited I think and now it is even hotter than the original. I met Marc at Pride and he is 100% masculine. I reviewed some of Brody's scenes today...great job with your DVD review!! Keep posting!

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  3. you should review a tommy anders scene! like one of his with jesse starr :)

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  4. Thank you all for your commentary! Perhaps I will do some Tommy reviewing if I decide to review classics.

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